Saturday, July 12, 2014

Jetting to Los Angeles

I am currently sitting at JFK airport waiting for my 4:30 flight to LAX.  It is a beautiful, sunny day so the chances of the flight getting delayed or canceled drops to only 92%.  I used to fly out of Westchester all the time and would joke that their motto should be, "It could be worse---have you seen JFK and LGA?"

The layover for my Jet Blue is 4 hours which leaves me ample time to drink at the Terminal 5 bar, silently judge fashion choices, and drink at the Terminal 5 bar. I also send fake movie/tv pitches to my fancy Hollywood friends.  Here are two examples:

Pitch #1: Steve Gluten never expected his wife of 10 years to die suddenly of whooping cough but, after her unexpected passing, he begins a new chapter of his life with nothing holding him back.

The Title:  Gluten, Free

Pitch #2: In a doctoral program at a Research I university, the Philosophy department has been infiltrated by the undead.  Half of the doctoral students are now vampires but the bigger question is, "how can you tell who is a blood sucking creature of the night (grad student) and who is simply a vampire?" Both groups hate human interaction, only wear black, and never see the light of day.

The Title:  ABD (All but Dissertation) Vampire

I'm also reading some blogs written by PD patients, researchers, and advocates.  There are some really strong writers out there.  If you have a blog that you think I should be reading, email me at bmroberts04@gmail.com or Tweet me at RobertsAtPark

OK, one more pitch.

Pitch #3: An adult themed series that involves romantic interactions between individuals who meet at a movie vending machine in a CVS parking lot in Long Island City.

The Title:  Redbox Diaries





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